Wednesday, December 23, 2009

super HD widescreen cultural sensory field organizer


is a miserable failure & i'm not sure if everyone's noticed yet.

sure these things do keep getting higher tech, but the reality they're fronting gets less and less convincing. the arguments for this illusion of culture are flimsier and the self-serving actions of those in charge of it are not even kept off camera. i've already cancelled my subscription on principal, ate the obligatory contract penalties, and started using my plain old eyeballs for input. crazy i know, but real reality is spelling something out for me: the little people are no longer subjects of any real concern, while large entrenched [businesses let's call them] write all the rules and absorb the remaining wealth.

for instance:

these real facts about the US economy crash & subsequent banks bailout are a really good whack in the skull for anyone with their heads in the ideological clouds. print this one up & read it all. banks spent more this year on lobbying congress than anything else. anything else.

Obama's Big Sell Out

then take a look at the following news segment-

another entrenched industry in washington: there's 4 insurance lobbyists for every member of congress. the revolving door between congressperson, congressional aids, and lobbyists has been spotted plainly- and as you might have guessed there'll be no affordable healthcare: americans have been shown that door too.



the climate talks in copenhagen derailed thanks to dealings from the US- who played the liberal card in speech and the entrenched interests card in action. this apparently results in catastrophe:

Copenhagen As Seen By The Numbers
Beyond Ecological Imperialism

drinking water in the US is full of unregulated contaminants. plus this bonus: the bottled water industry is positioning itself to be the next expensive commodity monopoly [re: oil & gas].

What's in Your Water?

Shell Oil is slated to start drilling in alaska-

Environmentalists & Natives Protest Drilling Offshore

blackwater
now runs special ops in pakistan [in our name?] with no congressional oversight. they have a huge training base & a fleet of jetfighters etc- some of which are rented to the military.
and oh yeah, we're fighting alongside an afghan president that we handpicked from the Unocal board of directors. [who built that nice gas pipeline during our last escalation there]. and Karsai's brother is heading up the opium crops according to a few reports.

Blackwater Private Army

peaceful protests against the WTO, G20, & Cop 15 are relabeled as terrorist threats and treated to pepper sprays, beating, pre-emptive incarceration. similar tactics [using harsher measures] were used in the past against palistinians who mounted organized civil protests to gaza & west bank invasion so long ago. now you can start to see what my argument is stretching for- we're starting not to matter to 'the greater mechanisms of the world' in the same way palistinians haven't mattered for decades now.

Breaking Palestine's Intellectual Backbone & Organized Dissent



guantanimo is estimated to be open & running till 2011.

patriot act civil liberties power grab still in effect.

new coal fired power plants are online being built.

DOW jones back up to 10000's

state education, social services & highway budgets are being slashed. no money is going to 'green research or green jobs'.

mortgage forclosures are on the rise. empty houses are all over the place. jobs blue collar & white alike are dwindling.



-and in the midst of all this we are encouraged to celebrate the yearly miracle of christmas retail bump. ho ho ho. well party on i say! with your cultural sensory field organizer- in super HD with widescreen-

let's celebrate ourselves- The US Citizenry! -and don't change a thing!! praise for our empirial political policies, our expensive health care, our secure homeland with diminished liberties, and our myopic disconnected worldview propelled by our narrow media monopoly. don't worry about the disconnect between what you vote for and what happens in your name. let's really try to stay distracted through this next year, and keep those catalogs coming! [printed on trees!]

Machiavelli, Bernays, Luntz- you saucy old sluts, i can't believe they still let you in this place. no wait a minute, yes i can..

happy precarious new year everybody. please remember to spend you fortune on custom furniture this year- and as always- support your troubled artist friends!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

double our carbon levels by 2020: go copenhagen talks!

well i'm definitely building a more eccentric business model now..

Crunching The Numbers

when all is lost there is always sweet insanity, and that's perhaps the best my little heart has to offer:



in celebration of this realization i've been getting some doses of late night creative energy for transformative graphic design- if there is such a thing. hopefully the fruits of it will roll into some interesting places.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

new fightin' rooster logo for hard times

revolt or be revolting. remind yourself to be your own bird: consciousness raising, love espousing humanitarian spirit. lady bugs! kittens! children! planet! get on with it dammit! mutate! are you with me dr. bronner??

Monday, December 7, 2009

liberals are useless

what direct speak. i just turned 40.
i've developed a rather fringe worldview in general,
and stay pretty saturated with current alternative news-
so i guess it's safe to suspect that i could be slipping a little towards the paranoid, going a little crazy.
sure, i can take that. however i still have to ask:

anyone else feel like they're in a philip k. dick novel around here?

Liberals Are Useless

if that doesn't bring you around get a load of this:


sanity is really overrated anyway. now that you're warmed up, my friend:

Climate, Oil, War and Money

good night.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

happy thanksgiving everybody-

here's some conceptual tools to help us spend less on things we don't need this [shopping season] fall:

Buy Nothing Day
Buy Nothing Day Facebook Event


my coddled commercial identity will somehow limp along, but it'll definitely be easier with a good solid planet under my feet. there's a blessing to be thankful for. [hopeful for]

us + them = we
transcend > include
bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

[new] new tearsheet


i just got a disk of new images from John Malinoski of his & Kristen's house in montrose heights. i made a bunch of the fun pieces & parts of the house & was able to contribute to putting much of it together too [in 2007]- my barely younger brother Bruce Schaub [many of you know him better than me] was the builder, and the architect was Camden Whitehead. a memorable project full of great energy. i'll post another sheet soon- also please note the copper shingles: hand made by myself & Edward Gross- the [at-the-time anointed] copper artisans.

the carpenter/fabricator/builder crew:

bruce schaub
chris crane
jeff killen
ed gross
nate knight
& me

all standing perfectly level on Hank Degenaars' [The Perfect Mason] basement walls. seriously: perfect.
for instance: [carpenter-speak]- i hung a cantilevered sink cabinet off of a ground faced cinder block wall of his with no scribe needed on either side.

..and yeah those fellas up there were ok to work with too..

john & kristen were the most fun people to build for & they'd been friends with camden [the architect] forever- the three of them dreamed up the house together over a period of years. great folks & great experience.

dude, goldman sachs is the place to be [or how i learned to enjoy the taste of poor people]

ahh.. i know i'm a furniture designer- i should shut up about this stuff and go make some art, but i still can't stop posting this video-



go ahead & watch it, but remember: a little bit of reality's a dangerous thing.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

...mmmmm that's great corn syrup-

i wonder if obama's ears are growing like pinnocchio's nose..? aside from the shocking revelation that american politician's votes and favors are more than a little stilted towards their corporate benefactors- over several decades, americans' health, welfare & viability [not to mention freedoms] have been trampled & with such obvious intent- it seems impossible to me how childishly patriotic so many of us still are- but specifically loyal to a few 'familiar americana' abstract ideals. what we see in our community- of AMERICANS [the people, us] & what we see on the street, in our faces & on our plates is another reality entirely. the crap they feed us, right?



loosely related, this choice headline from Public Citizen & the Institute for Public Accuracy:

Washington is Wall Street's Biggest Profit Center

it's a natural attraction.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

you can make extravagence jealous this shopping season


[photo of the top of some recent furniture: lynn crounse]

and why not? this hurrah, of course probably not the last, will be either the first of the 'lowered expectation' hurrah's or the last of the 'totally kick-ass' hurrah's for awhile. either way this holiday shopping season will be a watershed moment for your family, so why not really go out on a limb to make it memorable? vacations you forget, cars lose value, plastic surgery looks weird after awhile: what you want my friend is custom furniture- i'll tell you that for free.. all the kids these days think about is innovative, super-green, hand built heirloom quality, cradle to cradle furniture design.

still have a slot or two open here.

so what do you think about what you think anyway?



you all know me as an eager, suggestible, trusting, experimental type of guy- i'll be the first to volunteer for the hypnotism, exorcism, visitation, cleanse, whatever- bring it, right? perhaps in some sense this wide spectrum of experience- however biased & unscientific- may serve to shake me loose from some of the more obvious mechanistic behaviors that come hard wired through family, education, cultural exposure, languages [physical, visual, verbal], etc.

i'm sorta hooked on the banking crisis right now, so as an example: what do we think of when we think 'criminal'?

The Social Functions of Prisons

this essay is from the nixon era- early 70's- but still a very sharp analysis of what goes on inside the insides of people's heads.

ethically speaking, i stand a very comfortable distance away from any prison sentence compared to many of the composers and willing minions of mortgage backed securities & other exotic financial instruments. socio-economically speaking i am a comparative stone's throw. what does that say about us culturally?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

special holiday we're #1 soup recipe supplies are limited


above: one more amazing photo by Lynn Crounse

unrelated: watching the further consolidation, positioning & exploits of the worlds 1% as if in slow motion: the rest of us will wait mute until the official filters, catchphrases & argument frameworks are applied for us to respond within.

No Armistice in War on Poor

oh yeah hey, and also- if you are in the market for some expensive, exotic, everybody-else's-wife-is-jealous, don't-it-class-up-this-joint-like-crazy? custom furniture i can build that stuff for you in spades.
and don't worry about that other stuff up there- movies always turn out better than that, and new movies come out every summer. right? see? all better. good, now get some sleep. you'll thank yourself tomorrow working in the salt mines.

Monday, November 9, 2009

tangential brown rooster referent


schroedenger's rooster-
who is with cumbersome & arduous grace:
both paring the line perfectly
and gouging the surface beyond repair in celebration-
a question is flown:
how does this chicken get into my tools?

Saturday, November 7, 2009

gee thanks super wealthy public servant!

..you could have been off richety-richin' this whole time in your other exotic vacation house, but instead you're down there in the trenches mud wrestling for the rest of us commoners and the common good.


Report: 237 Millionaires in Congress

i'm so happy to know philanthropy in practice is alive & well in our very representative body- and i sleep well knowing full disclosure in these matters with no subtext to concern myself with. blessed be.

remote celebrity endorsement


even elizabeth hurley loves redplumjam ['s mascot]. al's chinese astrological sign is brown rooster- [1969]. in case you didn't pick up on that thin esoteric reference there at first.. what, now you think this is wasted space?